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Hi! My Name Is Dior

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If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to live with a tiny, muscular comedian who thinks he’s the star of his own reality show, allow me to introduce Dior — a 34‑lb French Bulldog with the confidence of a man who just bought a yacht with someone else’s credit card.

Dior’s Daily Agenda

  • Wake up

  • Look adorable

  • Cause mild chaos

  • Carry squeaky toy like it’s a briefcase

  • Repeat

He is very sweet, extremely lovable, and powered by what can only be described as pure Frenchie electricity. This man has energy. Capital E. ENERGY.

His Resume Includes:

  • House trained (he knows the rules… mostly)

  • Crate trained (give him a toy and he becomes a Zen monk)

  • Not a big barker (he prefers silent judgment)

  • Good with dogs from pocket‑sized to pony‑sized

  • Good with all humans (he does not discriminate in his quest for attention)

Resource Guarding

He can be a bit of a resource guarder — not because he’s mean, but because he believes every toy is a priceless artifact from the Louvre. For this reason, he’s best with kids 12+, mostly because he has no idea how strong he is and will absolutely win any tug‑of‑war battle.

 Cats?

Unknown. But… probably not. Let’s just say Dior gives off “I would chase a Roomba” energy.

Ideal Home

  • Loves toys

  • Loves chaos

  • Loves Frenchies

  • Loves laughing

  • Has kids 12+

  • Has a sense of humor

  • Has a toy budget

  • Has patience

  • Has a crate (trust me)

He’d be great as an only dog or with other dogs — he’s flexible, like a tiny, muscular yoga instructor.

Why Adopt Dior?

Because life is too short to not have a Frenchie who:

  • Carries squeaky toys like they’re emotional support items

  • Zooms like he’s late for a meeting

  • Loves you with his whole chunky heart

  • Makes every day funnier than the last

Dior is ready to bring joy, laughter, and a healthy dose of Frenchie ridiculousness to his forever home.

  • Bulldog - French
  • Male
  • 5 Years OldMy DoB is 06/10/2020 (Estimated)
  • 31 - 40 Pounds
  • Brindle & Tan
  • $ 475.00
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